EVERY PUN HURTS MY SARCASTIC SOUL

I guess you could say that she's getting head.

@Farunel....yeah that's kinky not romantic

Kink can be romantic.

LOL

I love mantids

This was the day after we rescued one from a parking lot that was being chased by a kitty

Then amount of puns you pull off will make me block ya some day smh

And yeah, kinks can be romantic, but not literally eating someone's head off

That'd be a shame. A real *pun run*, if you will.

Mutual consent is key

Luckily our rescue wasn't the victim of said beheading

I jest.

She was doing her own thing on another one of our plants

Oof

I mean

I wonder if the male mantises know sex is lethal, or if the female just randomly noms on their head afterwards.

He was still attached at the sexy bits

So I think he probably thought it was a win

lolol

Good question

She needs nourishment.

Most jumping spiders have a mating ritual and uh

Stop

Males tend to not be picky about species

All the bug talk is bugging me

😄

So you can imagine a jumping spider shaking his booty at a wolf spider probably never works out

Rip

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I wonder if the different species of spiders are compatible. Like, if they could produce half-breeds.

Who knows?

Probably

I mean, ligers and tigons and mules exist

*Look at those lil bum and arm shakies*

HES TRYING SO HARD

Yeah, idk

Not liking bugs is something innate in me

Not liking me is something innate in most people.

They don't appreciate my winter punderland.