Limes and tequillaaaa

oh wait

yeah derp

wrpng drink

last time I got drunk I made a guy run into a glass door and was running around barefoot.

the funny thing was I took off my 4 inch heels and was chasing around a 6'5 guy.

so he was even taller compared to me than usual

@Blaundee

hello!

😯

oooo yummmy!

I'm already hungry and you're making it worse

Too bad, I have to make Blaundee jealous

@Everyone's Mother I am literally about to get ramen at the best spot in the city

Also

Fresh out of the oven

@Blaundee where, take me there next time

Those look amazing

I made them just now

As for ramen, yes

I'll take you

Yes!

*Stress intensifies*

I go to ramen spots all the time.

On Google Maps.

I've never had real ramen. Just packaged stuff.

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE LATE BY 1 AND A HALF HOUR REEEEEE

oh darling

Technically, late is being late by 1 minute or more.

I hate being late

It depends on how late. Being late by an hour and a half isn't as bad as being late by, say, nine months.

But I've never been late to school or work in my life.

People are like, "why are you at work two hours early?" So I don't run the risk of the bus system screwing me over. 😂

I slept all day

So tired

Legit

Didnt get to bed till 5 am

When i work late

I would hug you

I cant fall fall asleep right when i get home