nuh

she's like

68 grams

My starling is 99 grams

... depending

he kinda fat rn

And I swear he is getting muscular because he fucking jumps from the top of his cage to the bottom constantly

Makes a huge thump

Practicing his WWE moves, eh?

My mom thought for sure he was injured or something but he just...

Likes to sumo slam

Idunno. I just am not big on meat I guess

When he was a baby borb he used to throw tantrums

Like a little kid

He would literally throw himself at the ground repeatedly

But he stopped doing that?

Kinda

He doesnt throw himself at the ground but he still throws tantrums

Now he just screams like a woman and flies into your forehead and slams it with his feet lol

It doesn't really hurt it's just dramatic

Headbutt isn't all that effective a move, anyway.

Bro, headbutt makes Pokemon fall out of trees

When my cat throws a tantrum she just meows at increasing volumes until she can't see you anymore or she gets what she wants.

Working on my drawing

Or class

Trynna draw this

Thats sexy

That's a good scene

https://twitter.com/Solmemes1/status/1231326273894526976?s=09

This is pretty funny........

muhehehe, and yet again, my data died a good death

see y'all in a week ayyyeeee

@dav LMAOOOOOO

yes

You changed your tag name, and now I look like a dumbass oof

My ass still hurts

Why your gluteus maximus hurt hurt?

You should go do those squatty squats to make it hurt more

Muhahahaha

Stop