Failed at the Police Academy

where is this unreasonable aggression towards Mall Security Staff coming from

since your "ex-military" , you could easily get a security job paying a lot. but then you would stoop to my level, and feel like an idiot for dissing it

is your dad a mall cop or smth

Mall cops aren't literal cops retard

I was a Security Guard at a mall. Unarmed at that

paul blart

now I'm Hotel security

I fAILeD aT yOuR mOM AcaDEmY

oOOooOOo

Paul Blart is a family name gosh darnit

I REFUSE

to allow this aggression towards our lord and savior

LMAO

Like i give a fuck because Paul Blart

IS AWESOME

on goddd

who the fuck is Karen

i havent eaten in 15 hours

😍

Honey

wooooooo

Please eat

Please

It's not good to starve for that long

If you can, go get food

its okay ive gone longer,,,

Still, not good

Trust me, I've been there, although not on purpose

(dumbass Ramadan)

And it just feels like shit

oof

reminding me of my own hunger

i feel fine

when does that ramadan stuff begin again?

It starts in may in 2020

Think so, will need to recheck it

Nah it starts on April end

Usually happens during the summer, cause the moon be working that way during my lifetime

But ye, this is the earliest it's gonna start in my life

Look, I don't have a problem with the main idea of Ramadan