i see an oily Karen

your mom

not a Karen tho

well at least you are Greasy as Fuck Have to be Working as a Mallcop

Stop Typing Like This It Makes You Look Dumb

i'm sorry I have to pick up a job that no one else wants to

also what is wrong with mall cops

Failed at the Police Academy

where is this unreasonable aggression towards Mall Security Staff coming from

since your "ex-military" , you could easily get a security job paying a lot. but then you would stoop to my level, and feel like an idiot for dissing it

is your dad a mall cop or smth

Mall cops aren't literal cops retard

I was a Security Guard at a mall. Unarmed at that

paul blart

now I'm Hotel security

I fAILeD aT yOuR mOM AcaDEmY

oOOooOOo

Paul Blart is a family name gosh darnit

I REFUSE

to allow this aggression towards our lord and savior

LMAO

Like i give a fuck because Paul Blart

IS AWESOME

on goddd

who the fuck is Karen

i havent eaten in 15 hours

😍

Honey

wooooooo

Please eat

Please

It's not good to starve for that long

If you can, go get food

its okay ive gone longer,,,

Still, not good

Trust me, I've been there, although not on purpose

(dumbass Ramadan)

And it just feels like shit

oof

reminding me of my own hunger

i feel fine