bruh i must be immune i aint getting texts

off we go

I got my text from Big man boris this morning

We live in England

BoJo

BoJoFaggins

Oyea englands fucked

*laughs in cymru*

Eh

BoJo the bozo

We're all fucked

Mojo Bojo

@Lao and i quote "I bet you have a black trouser snake"

I've actually been enjoying my quarantine, got some good weed, some fine whiskey, doom eternal pirated and the new animal crossing <:KEKW:636401979819556894>

@Blackjax I can feel your snakey wakey in my womby tomby

this week finna be lit af

HAHAHAHA

I'm still working

I work from home anyway so i'm financially secure

unlike wetherspoons workers <:KEKW:636401979819556894>

> @Blackjax I can feel your snakey wakey in my womby tomby
@Lao
That's the type of sentence that puts a ring on your finger

Truely the only way to a mans heart

Lmaooo

https://tenor.com/view/shiet-angry-gif-13515034

What's wrong with working in Wetherspoons?

Black Mamba

catching the next ferry

aswell as corona

When the pussy is so fire you're willing to get corona for it

https://tenor.com/view/car-fast-flying-speed-highspeed-gif-4638595

lol

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https://tenor.com/view/shit-shet-clay-davis-gif-3541449

https://tenor.com/view/clay-davis-wire-sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiit-shiet-gif-5630596

would still smash tho

https://tenor.com/view/clay-davis-the-wire-sheeeiiittt-ioneemno-alderman-davis-gif-12870560

Rubber suits Lmaooo

I got blawndie trippen