Message from @Chancellor
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http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/08/05/4630830/120813_03_Immigration-620x349.jpg
This, combined with the aboriginal mistreatment took up %90 of my history education in school.
It also let my grandparents immigrate here, since they made it easier for white people to come over.
Even had a prime minister who said publicly "Two wongs don't make a white"
Kek
Shitposting is a national tradition, like it's not online.
With the exception of full lefties everyone I know calls their mum a cunt.
Sydney harbour bridge, for a while our pride and joy, largest bridge in the world.
Many died in it's construction.
And when it opened a socialist rode up on a horse and illegally cut the ribbon because he felt he was unfairly denied the opening ceremony.
If you call a woman a cunt in the states, you would have been better off just killing her family.
She's hate you less
@Tee CA Then she's a cunt.
It hurts cuz it's true I guess
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Sydney_Opera_House_Sails.jpg
Also the Sydney opera house.
Built to honour the Australian aboriginal tradition of dreamtime or something via the shells that were once found.
I dunno, danish guy built it I think, looks cool.
After that...
Repealment of white Australia policy.
The Stolen generation.
Where we figured the best way to address income inequality and abuse in the aboriginal communities was to steal their kids and tell them they weren't aboriginal.
Oh!
How could I forget!
The war!
We fought as Anzacs under the british empire, a military force of Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.
We were known as diggers because of a stupid strategy in which we would dig under the german trenches, plant explosives and kill them via blowing them up from under.
http://www.gallipoli.gov.au/images/home/large/AWM7965_nek_painting-L.jpg
And Gallipoli.
Our first military encounter, on the shores of the dardanelles, the British gave us the wrong instructions on where to land.
We landed on a hillside in turkey, and were mowed down line after line. Cut down while being told not to retreat.
This is our military tradition, to march onwards to certain doom while an inept commander barks conflicting orders at you.
We mourn, there is very little victory in our military tradition, more remembrance.
Lest we forget.
That's a pretty based strategy for killing krauts tho
Yeah, never saw it coming did they.
Kek
Bringing us into... Vietnam.
Fuckin nam man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.
We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.
Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.
Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.
Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.
During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.
Which I guess brings us to the modern day:
Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.
And then the 21st century started.
Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.
We have a far right candidate.
http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.
Red hair women, not even once.
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f
Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.