Message from @Spookaswa

Discord ID: 526387407243837440


2018-12-23 13:10:39 UTC  

You can all unclench your buttholes.

2018-12-23 13:10:44 UTC  

Nice

2018-12-23 13:11:33 UTC  

***Here is a Better map of Europe***

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507035890640486411/526386383720546304/7c0abdr2wug01.png

2018-12-23 13:11:57 UTC  

*Hippity Hoppity Slovenia is Austrian Property*

2018-12-23 13:12:23 UTC  

This map was made by a LARPer.

2018-12-23 13:12:25 UTC  

I can feel it.

2018-12-23 13:12:52 UTC  

Wait

2018-12-23 13:13:02 UTC  

That looks somewhat like the Kaiserreich map

2018-12-23 13:13:12 UTC  

Well that would explain it then.

2018-12-23 13:13:23 UTC  

Kaiserreich players are all fucking braindead LARPers.

2018-12-23 13:13:26 UTC  

Actually the Kaiserreich map is different.

2018-12-23 13:13:48 UTC  

Bulgaria is **Thicc** and Illyria is in the place of Croatia and montenegrio.

2018-12-23 13:14:16 UTC  

And Hungary has all of transilvania.

2018-12-23 13:14:24 UTC  

And Czechoslovakia doesn't exist.

2018-12-23 13:14:28 UTC  

Just Bohemia.

2018-12-23 13:14:36 UTC  

wouldnt it b cool if south tirol was austrian :dddd
what no of course i dont know anything about the situation there but its probably totally justified

2018-12-23 13:14:43 UTC  

The absolute state of borderfags.

2018-12-23 13:14:48 UTC  

I just made that word up.

2018-12-23 13:15:03 UTC  

South Tirol **IS** Austrian.

2018-12-23 13:15:23 UTC  

No, it really isn't.

2018-12-23 13:15:37 UTC  

Austria shouldn't exist

2018-12-23 13:15:37 UTC  

You are a faggot.

2018-12-23 13:15:38 UTC  

IT IS.

2018-12-23 13:15:52 UTC  

Get annexed by the north Germans

2018-12-23 13:15:54 UTC  

Faggot

2018-12-23 13:16:03 UTC  

@Spookaswa We don't want to be part of Germany, too many arabs.

2018-12-23 13:16:14 UTC  

Current Austrian borders are perfect.

2018-12-23 13:16:36 UTC  

The Habsburgs were inbreds who have a bad name to Monarch's

2018-12-23 13:16:39 UTC  

Gave*

2018-12-23 13:16:46 UTC  

Yep.

2018-12-23 13:16:51 UTC  

Broke: Germany should own Austria
Woke: Austria should own Germany

2018-12-23 13:17:07 UTC  

The Habsburgs married into too many Royal Families, and then incest began.

2018-12-23 13:17:30 UTC  

Wouldn't marrying into other royal families be the opposite of incestuous?

2018-12-23 13:17:36 UTC  

<:brainlet:508484031625691156> <:brainlet:508484031625691156> <:brainlet:508484031625691156>

2018-12-23 13:17:43 UTC  

It is but it caused the incest

2018-12-23 13:18:11 UTC  

No, I mean't that after time half Habsburg - Half Wilhelm will marry and fuck another Half - Habsburg - Half - Francian.

2018-12-23 13:18:16 UTC  

They were not any more inclined to it than the Wittelsbachs or the von Oldenburgs.

2018-12-23 13:18:25 UTC  

They sustained their hegemony for centuries.

2018-12-23 13:18:26 UTC  

When Habsburgs started running out of dudes (leaving some lines of their dynasty with only female heirs) they married the female Habsburgs to another habsburg to keep their titles

2018-12-23 13:18:32 UTC  

It's just a meme for armchair historians.

2018-12-23 13:18:41 UTC  

Just another thing for pseuds to jerk off over.