^^^^

"Math Says This Is the Perfect Age to Get Married. A new study suggests that people should get married between the ages of 28 and 32 if they don't want to get divorced, at least in the first five years."

Baste

More time to procrastinate

Having a gf and marriage are different things

Marriage is grea

T

I’m married to your mom

Hi son

Hey, dad

Why did you birth a retard?

>Christbol

sorry no oxymorons please

I don’t know can I

Rekt

😎

Implying that’s all nazbols want to do

oh horseshit. Even in a socialist state you still punished workers that resorted to making their own things because they couldn't buy them in the shops, but MUH Siezed production!

https://crimethinc.com/2017/04/15/steal-from-socialism

A homer is an object made for his own purpose or pleasure by a worker using his factory’s machines and materials. It is not made for sale as an additional source of income. The word does not appear in most dictionaries, but appears to have been the most widely used equivalent in England and North America.

So

What’s poppin’

?

your rectum

<:ohno:520006095125872641>

I’m sexually retarded

I rub @Deleted User tummy anyday now

😦

<:ohno:520006095125872641>

Stop

I can only get so **censored**

Same

I was once going to bang a chick, then....

I accidentally made the dog nut

*on*

Yes

It’s a secret

O

*shhhh*