No we’re allies

And we both have nukes

But in the end only the stronger one can remain... and I mean...

why no strike Russia first just in case?

Listen here China.

We'll give you half of our cheese.

And you annex Poland.

The EU will say nothing if *you* do it!

Russia is a declining power

The Russian economy is quite literally 1/14th the size of ours

If we wanted to we could match the amount of nukes that Russia possesses easily

In 2 years maybe

And we’re on par in terms of conventional military power even though we spend 1.9% of our GDP on the military compared to Russia, which spends 5%

@MaoDidNothingWrong I know Russia sucks... but I will bet sticks against stones that they will preemptive nuclear strike you first. Ruskie is vagngefull and territorial.... and won't tolerate your ethnic annexation of siberia!

Lmao we don’t want Siberia

Where are you from anyways

@Aki

"The 1.35 billion Chinese people south of the border outnumber Russia's 144 million almost 10 to 1. The discrepancy is even starker for Siberia on its own, home to barely 38 million people, and especially the border area, where only 6 million Russians face over 90 million Chinese."

You sure you don't want that?

also I am from Russia ofc

OFC!

We are brothers

We will not annex Siberia

We have to stand united against the west

Who took Alaska away from Russia? Not us

Anyways Siberia is too cold

They sold it.

“Sold it”

They had no choice essentially

Tough Cookies

russia sold it because they couldn't defend it

or keep it russian

Look, if you don't want the cheese we'll just wait until your population dies from all that CO2 you produce and then annex you.

Anyways Russia strong,

Ez pz streat bring those who declare war on you to Hell with you with ebic nuclear weapons

Thanks for the kind words comrade, will DM you when it happens.

Oh ill be personally to see it as i see the nuclear explosion from the distance from the Finnish Countryside @Kazimir Malevich

watching cities get glassed