smh

in before I get home and my mom has eaten all the chicken leaving a bowl of broccoli and rice

you should feed your mom better

there's 3 pounds of chicken in the freezer she's a lazy neet

lol

i didnt know you were a fellow /goodson/

hopefully not for too much longer but yeah

i feel ya

i'm a /brokemillenialwhocantaffordtoliveonmyown/

hey nanners remember when you told me about your student loans and I almost died laughing

lolol yes

i had a dream you disowned me

HOW MUCH

TELL ME

so i checked my phone hoping i didn't have a fug you text

lol no

cmon it cant be that bad

i own a house :3

6,000,000

wew

it's more than my dad bought our house for

pm me if you dont want it public

ill tell you mine

I hate posting about roof but this is pretty funny

https://twitter.com/AP/status/847833699488018432

lol good trolling opp

Tfw I piss off my best internet friend because of a stupid argument of verbiage

:(

@wyatt

why didnt anyone tell me i could get paid for this wtf

im not even mad

u got rekt cunt

what's an erp

erotic roleplay

wew

pizza or sub

oops meant to post that in my food fetishist discord

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wyatt

Dont be mad bro