cuckold

You'll thank yourself in 4 months

I havent shaved ever

jesus they start younger these days

but will soon

a white pill I suppose

doesnt shaving make your beard grow longer the next time

coarser and thicker

i have no clue but you need time for the patchy areas to actually grow in

its a waiting game

yeah

imo brown hair makes better beards than blonde

the results are so badass if you have the perseverance to look creepy for a bit

I dont go outside anyway

so

blonde hair does not end well for facial hair, I would know

depends

norse blonds with long hair and beards look badass

Yeah but I’m not Norse lmao

it does but at first it looks underwhelming

There’s a reason I shave

Other than not liking facial hair regardless

fucking unit

u n i t

his beard looks out of place

idk why

he looks like he’s going to squash me like a grape

he looks kind of mad

his beard looks taped on

is this what a human-bear hybrid looks like

"You're so fucked Medshit"

I imagine him saying to me

before he caves my skull in

with his bare hands

male lions have manes

male humans used to have beards

used to?

kek

some adults look like squeakers when they have beards