Message from @Saint_Kristoph

Discord ID: 488180111120662529


2018-09-09 00:43:42 UTC  

The duplex rifle round works in the revolver

2018-09-09 00:43:50 UTC  

*not recommended*

2018-09-09 00:44:48 UTC  

Doors and locks my man

2018-09-09 00:57:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488150977006796810/98bef8f081a5c2c5b94c472a9bb3d33d.jpg

2018-09-09 01:40:51 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole HAPPI DAY

2018-09-09 01:56:38 UTC  

No

2018-09-09 02:24:17 UTC  

Mfw mum's a weeb

2018-09-09 02:24:29 UTC  

Mfw she buys me a naruto shirt from uniqlo

2018-09-09 02:24:40 UTC  

Mfw if i dont like it shell wear it

2018-09-09 02:26:06 UTC  

Just an hero

2018-09-09 02:26:34 UTC  

No

2018-09-09 02:26:38 UTC  

She's a good woman

2018-09-09 02:27:02 UTC  

She is the most respectable example of female empowerment I have ever known

2018-09-09 02:27:08 UTC  

Not those fucking feminists

2018-09-09 02:27:25 UTC  

Does she kill bears with her hands

2018-09-09 02:27:49 UTC  

No but she's watched all 750 episodes of One Piece on Hulu and used to go mountain hiking

2018-09-09 02:28:34 UTC  

You need a step dad?

2018-09-09 02:41:28 UTC  

Nah Dad's cool

2018-09-09 02:45:00 UTC  

Too bad

2018-09-09 02:45:03 UTC  

I'm your new dad

2018-09-09 02:53:28 UTC  

bork

2018-09-09 02:54:07 UTC  

Byoerk

2018-09-09 03:08:22 UTC  
2018-09-09 03:08:30 UTC  

Can I shoot guns? I've never shot one before

2018-09-09 03:08:33 UTC  

I've seen your friends

2018-09-09 03:08:43 UTC  

You're grounded

2018-09-09 03:08:50 UTC  

Wtf dad they're asian

2018-09-09 03:08:53 UTC  

They smart

2018-09-09 03:09:02 UTC  

They won't make you smarter

2018-09-09 03:09:12 UTC  

Bitch watch me

2018-09-09 03:09:13 UTC  

Get off the internet and study you lazy shit

2018-09-09 03:09:31 UTC  

Fuck off Dad I need to play BattleFeminist V Beta

2018-09-09 03:09:47 UTC  

I will beat your ass

2018-09-09 03:09:53 UTC  

Commit die

2018-09-09 03:10:07 UTC  

Commit Russian

2018-09-09 03:51:54 UTC  

I'm fairly certain I tore my asshole a little bit with the shit I just took.

2018-09-09 04:06:30 UTC  

congrats

2018-09-09 04:08:29 UTC  

**I am actually certain I tore it**

2018-09-09 04:13:32 UTC  

The sign of a good shit

2018-09-09 04:16:04 UTC  

The sign of a good shit is a clean wipe

2018-09-09 04:22:51 UTC  

the sign of a good shit is when everything hurts so much from your food poisoning you pass out in the stall and wake up five minutes later feeling reborn