Message from @Saint_Kristoph
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The duplex rifle round works in the revolver
*not recommended*
Doors and locks my man
@Maj. Asshole HAPPI DAY
No
Mfw mum's a weeb
Mfw she buys me a naruto shirt from uniqlo
Mfw if i dont like it shell wear it
Just an hero
No
She's a good woman
She is the most respectable example of female empowerment I have ever known
Not those fucking feminists
Does she kill bears with her hands
No but she's watched all 750 episodes of One Piece on Hulu and used to go mountain hiking
You need a step dad?
Nah Dad's cool
Too bad
I'm your new dad
Byoerk
@Innaswamp sweet
Can I shoot guns? I've never shot one before
I've seen your friends
You're grounded
Wtf dad they're asian
They smart
They won't make you smarter
Bitch watch me
Get off the internet and study you lazy shit
Fuck off Dad I need to play BattleFeminist V Beta
I will beat your ass
Commit die
Commit Russian
I'm fairly certain I tore my asshole a little bit with the shit I just took.
congrats
**I am actually certain I tore it**
The sign of a good shit
The sign of a good shit is a clean wipe
the sign of a good shit is when everything hurts so much from your food poisoning you pass out in the stall and wake up five minutes later feeling reborn