Message from @Maj. Asshole
Discord ID: 488165808141500416
The beer tastes funny
I wish I was out crusading, planting Nebraska's flag in florida
88w88
@Maj. Asshole happi day!
He stuk
There is no god
It’s for locks and doors
It’s more compact than a shotgun
It’s 12.7x55
There's AP and duplex rifles for it
The duplex rifle round works in the revolver
*not recommended*
Doors and locks my man
@Maj. Asshole HAPPI DAY
Mfw mum's a weeb
Mfw she buys me a naruto shirt from uniqlo
Mfw if i dont like it shell wear it
Just an hero
No
She's a good woman
She is the most respectable example of female empowerment I have ever known
Not those fucking feminists
Does she kill bears with her hands
No but she's watched all 750 episodes of One Piece on Hulu and used to go mountain hiking
You need a step dad?
Nah Dad's cool
Too bad
I'm your new dad
bork
Byoerk
@Innaswamp sweet
Can I shoot guns? I've never shot one before
I've seen your friends
You're grounded