Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 488165808141500416


2018-09-08 23:24:20 UTC  

The beer tastes funny

2018-09-08 23:28:21 UTC  

I wish I was out crusading, planting Nebraska's flag in florida

2018-09-09 00:03:17 UTC  

88w88

2018-09-09 00:04:49 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole happi day!

2018-09-09 00:13:15 UTC  

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2018-09-09 00:14:25 UTC  

He stuk

2018-09-09 00:29:53 UTC  

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2018-09-09 00:35:37 UTC  

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2018-09-09 00:40:16 UTC  

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2018-09-09 00:40:22 UTC  

There is no god

2018-09-09 00:41:31 UTC  

It’s for locks and doors

2018-09-09 00:41:51 UTC  

It’s more compact than a shotgun

2018-09-09 00:41:58 UTC  

It’s 12.7x55

2018-09-09 00:43:12 UTC  

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2018-09-09 00:43:28 UTC  

There's AP and duplex rifles for it

2018-09-09 00:43:42 UTC  

The duplex rifle round works in the revolver

2018-09-09 00:43:50 UTC  

*not recommended*

2018-09-09 00:44:48 UTC  

Doors and locks my man

2018-09-09 00:57:42 UTC  

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2018-09-09 01:40:51 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole HAPPI DAY

2018-09-09 01:56:38 UTC  

No

2018-09-09 02:24:17 UTC  

Mfw mum's a weeb

2018-09-09 02:24:29 UTC  

Mfw she buys me a naruto shirt from uniqlo

2018-09-09 02:24:40 UTC  

Mfw if i dont like it shell wear it

2018-09-09 02:26:06 UTC  

Just an hero

2018-09-09 02:26:34 UTC  

No

2018-09-09 02:26:38 UTC  

She's a good woman

2018-09-09 02:27:02 UTC  

She is the most respectable example of female empowerment I have ever known

2018-09-09 02:27:08 UTC  

Not those fucking feminists

2018-09-09 02:27:25 UTC  

Does she kill bears with her hands

2018-09-09 02:27:49 UTC  

No but she's watched all 750 episodes of One Piece on Hulu and used to go mountain hiking

2018-09-09 02:28:34 UTC  

You need a step dad?

2018-09-09 02:41:28 UTC  

Nah Dad's cool

2018-09-09 02:45:00 UTC  

Too bad

2018-09-09 02:45:03 UTC  

I'm your new dad

2018-09-09 02:53:28 UTC  

bork

2018-09-09 02:54:07 UTC  

Byoerk

2018-09-09 03:08:22 UTC  
2018-09-09 03:08:30 UTC  

Can I shoot guns? I've never shot one before

2018-09-09 03:08:33 UTC  

I've seen your friends

2018-09-09 03:08:43 UTC  

You're grounded