Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 493456506570801152


2018-09-23 05:53:18 UTC  

Yes

2018-09-23 05:53:26 UTC  

Very much so, comrade

2018-09-23 05:54:13 UTC  

That MG42 can only fire so many bullets before the barrel overheats... How many bulllets? Less bullets than we have men, that's how many.

2018-09-23 05:54:47 UTC  

My tanks have the best reactive armour to counter the fucking Panzerschrek spam

2018-09-23 05:55:11 UTC  

40 angry russian men armed with mosins

2018-09-23 06:19:30 UTC  

They’ll react all right

2018-09-23 07:54:03 UTC  

@fuckingRabbit HOLD THE DOORRRRRR

2018-09-23 13:50:47 UTC  

lads

2018-09-23 14:44:57 UTC  

Yes?

2018-09-23 15:54:08 UTC  

_pets_

2018-09-23 15:54:32 UTC  

Reeeeee

2018-09-23 15:59:27 UTC  

*hold the door*

2018-09-23 15:59:28 UTC  

open

2018-09-23 15:59:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/493451360470040577/image0.png

2018-09-23 16:08:49 UTC  

Pretty sure you know what she meant about that.

2018-09-23 16:09:32 UTC  

Jesus christ

2018-09-23 16:09:38 UTC  

Imagine your parents thinking you're a fucking pedo

2018-09-23 16:10:01 UTC  

But it'd be best to keep the door open with me in there. Don't want to headpat her to death

2018-09-23 16:18:58 UTC  

_headpats Tim to death_

2018-09-23 16:19:25 UTC  
2018-09-23 16:19:59 UTC  

Gross

2018-09-23 16:21:05 UTC  

_needs some food_

2018-09-23 16:21:26 UTC  

... Who needs food?

2018-09-23 16:22:02 UTC  

me

2018-09-23 16:22:35 UTC  

Go eat

2018-09-23 16:22:45 UTC  

nom nom nom

2018-09-23 16:23:26 UTC  

The fuckle?

2018-09-23 16:23:49 UTC  

_eats Timothy_

2018-09-23 16:25:00 UTC  

fuck tinder....

2018-09-23 16:25:28 UTC  

.... Do not eat me

2018-09-23 16:25:29 UTC  

Who wants steak

2018-09-23 16:25:55 UTC  

_ok doesn't eat Tim but snugs_

2018-09-23 16:26:01 UTC  

Faggot

2018-09-23 16:26:32 UTC  

Taggof

2018-09-23 16:26:56 UTC  

is just bored af

2018-09-23 16:28:03 UTC  

Y’all talking mad shit for a nigga in voring distance

2018-09-23 16:28:03 UTC  

Tim's pretty cool, dont eat tim, but consensual snugs are probably okay.

2018-09-23 16:30:37 UTC  

the fuck is wrong with y'all

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/493459183635791902/032.JPG

2018-09-23 16:31:58 UTC  

dying alone sucks

2018-09-23 16:33:18 UTC  

Better off myself now while im taken then

2018-09-23 16:34:43 UTC  

OwO my boy married?