Message from @hjujug

Discord ID: 496164625839292426


2018-10-01 01:41:16 UTC  

I will shove so many bullets in my cock

2018-10-01 01:46:23 UTC  

>tfw never partied

2018-10-01 01:46:36 UTC  

>tfw nobody liked me enough to even joke about inviting me

2018-10-01 01:48:42 UTC  

I wouldn't have gone even if inwas invited, I dont do normie parties

2018-10-01 02:10:55 UTC  

@Stubbs just don’t go smaller than 7.62x39 or you’ll need a trip to the hospital and surgery.

2018-10-01 02:11:41 UTC  

One time I filled my cock with birdshot and pissed it a good 10 feet

2018-10-01 02:12:06 UTC  

Still better than 22 rat shot

2018-10-01 02:12:57 UTC  

I have no words.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496142446560804884/image0.jpg

2018-10-01 02:15:20 UTC  

Consentn't

2018-10-01 03:02:26 UTC  

>when another Discord server I'm on gets a music bot that can handle Soundcloud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496154902410559498/Dedbot.PNG

2018-10-01 03:03:05 UTC  

I added around 20 hours worth of Soundcloud shitposts already

2018-10-01 03:08:26 UTC  

>white theme

2018-10-01 03:10:33 UTC  

the true sign of a degenerate is one who uses light theme

2018-10-01 03:17:54 UTC  

My phone is always at low brightness and I rarely use it on my computer

2018-10-01 03:26:11 UTC  

do you enjoy bleaching your eyes?

2018-10-01 03:32:33 UTC  

I run my phone on low brightness and use the dark theme. Get gud.

2018-10-01 03:33:07 UTC  

Same

2018-10-01 03:33:17 UTC  

same

2018-10-01 03:39:52 UTC  

Only fuckwits and snailfucks use light theme

2018-10-01 03:40:54 UTC  

Fine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496164581199314955/Screenshot_2018-09-30-22-40-45.png

2018-10-01 03:41:05 UTC  

Do snailfucks fuck snails or fuck really slowly?

2018-10-01 03:41:35 UTC  

good

2018-10-01 03:41:58 UTC  

still on the shoot on sight list

2018-10-01 03:43:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496165332151697409/2018_09_28_112329.png

2018-10-01 03:44:09 UTC  

Eyes are already dead enough as-is

2018-10-01 03:44:29 UTC  

Fuck you're an Alabama incest looking mother fucker

2018-10-01 03:44:47 UTC  

You could tell me you're a midget and I'd buy it

2018-10-01 03:44:56 UTC  

5'8"

2018-10-01 03:45:02 UTC  

Not midget, just manlet

2018-10-01 03:45:06 UTC  

Lol. Manlet.

2018-10-01 03:45:31 UTC  

5'11.5" master race.

2018-10-01 03:45:38 UTC  

hell yeah

2018-10-01 03:45:54 UTC  

idk if .5 but 5’11

2018-10-01 03:46:23 UTC  

At least that's what the fancy height machine at the doctors office said.

2018-10-01 03:46:31 UTC  

I'll take being manlet over being dicclet tho

2018-10-01 03:46:44 UTC  

ok whitey

2018-10-01 03:46:48 UTC  

Imagine being 6'5" but only 3" hard

2018-10-01 03:47:22 UTC  

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/496166209444904960/image0.png

2018-10-01 03:47:27 UTC  

>5’11”
lul

2018-10-01 03:47:34 UTC  

yep

2018-10-01 03:47:44 UTC  

it really do be like that sometimes