It's okay dataman. I'm a leglet.

>tfw 5'8" 130lbs

im forming the boolkorps

>tfw can still leg press 425 and deadlift 200

its like the freikorps but we are always on cocaine

and we bool

I regret to inform you I don’t bool. My best wishes to your boolkorps.

One of my legs is 3-4 inches shorter than the other and it sucks.

wut

>tfw new employees at work think I'm as much of a stoner as they are because I'm chilled out even when it's stressful as fuck

>tfw it's just because I realize there's no point in freaking out

A Jew doctor fucked my leg when I was ~1 and it hasn't grown right ever since.

My left is an inch shorter than my right

Add on a fucky left knee and I limp unless I actively counter it

I've had more than 10 surgeries and 3 external fixators.

Only surgery I've ever had was to unfuck my wrist by removing a massive ganglion cyst

That was fun

Fuck.

Older x-Ray, but every one for the last few years has looked about like that.

I really like how the because I basically have an extra joint in my leg my arch is fucked too so I get plantars fasciitis often.

Damn. Worst thing I’ve got for my legs and feet is being asymptomatically flatfooted.

That, and getting what feels like nigh constant charlie horses in my right foot.

Because of that I have to wear a custom boot that wouldn't look out of place in a bdsm club.

I knew a chick in high school who had something similar when she was a kid

They amputated her leg right below the knee when she was ~11

It looks like a black polio brace.

Oh hell

Leg a fuck.

Life too, but I'm already bitching about my leg.

Goodnight server. Sweet dreams.

Mfw 5'2

mutha

Fuckin

Manlet

Ye

At that point you’re not even a manlet. You’re petite.

I've been called that

Yes

Smol boi

>tfw 6ft 230