still on the shoot on sight list

Eyes are already dead enough as-is

Fuck you're an Alabama incest looking mother fucker

You could tell me you're a midget and I'd buy it

5'8"

Not midget, just manlet

Lol. Manlet.

5'11.5" master race.

hell yeah

idk if .5 but 5’11

At least that's what the fancy height machine at the doctors office said.

I'll take being manlet over being dicclet tho

ok whitey

Imagine being 6'5" but only 3" hard

lol

>5’11”
lul

yep

it really do be like that sometimes

I mean. You're 5'8" and 3" hard so. . .

oof

dab

6", but close enough

dicclet

wew

6’2” and pretty much average in almost every other way.

can u bool

It's okay dataman. I'm a leglet.

>tfw 5'8" 130lbs

im forming the boolkorps

>tfw can still leg press 425 and deadlift 200

its like the freikorps but we are always on cocaine

and we bool

I regret to inform you I don’t bool. My best wishes to your boolkorps.

One of my legs is 3-4 inches shorter than the other and it sucks.

wut

>tfw new employees at work think I'm as much of a stoner as they are because I'm chilled out even when it's stressful as fuck

>tfw it's just because I realize there's no point in freaking out

A Jew doctor fucked my leg when I was ~1 and it hasn't grown right ever since.