I know a guy for blue and snow crab

I have traps in the keys

Get her some fried grouper

now Im hungry

Get that hog fish

Nah dude we're gonna get her a mahi mahi burger

Blackened

Mango salsa

Hnnnnng

a what

*Mahi mahi*

You may also know it as dolphin

IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL DOLPHIN THO

Take her to Mrs Mac’s in key largo

It's just really fucking ugly

huh I wonder how the texture of it is

@Maj. Asshole That the little shed with all the license plates?

It’s very good

And the alligator?

@Sadmin Hell yeah

fucc

yes

Dude alligator is honest to god my favorite meat

Their food is top notch

i want someone to send me gator jerky ;_;

I’ve been going there for like 12 years

We need to get the froot over here

Like springtime-ish

Real shit

ill be over there when I graduate

Take her to the keys

HELL YE

ROAD TRIP

If there’s a keys trip I’m coming

I thought mahi tasted pretty close to beef, but its been like 10 years so might be remembering it wrong.

Imma take her up innamountains

Then to atlanta

frogs taste like chicken but finer

Then swing back to beaufort and the lowcountry

I know pretty much every good restaurant in the keys

Then georgia and we're gonna get some good fuccin moonshine