I'll give u crabs

WE GONNA GET A CIGAR, A PINA COLADA AND SOME FUCKING **OHMYGOD HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CRAB**

although I had a scallop for the first time a week ago

I’ll get you all the stone crabs you can eat

@Maj. Asshole Fried land crab

I know a guy for blue and snow crab

I have traps in the keys

Get her some fried grouper

now Im hungry

Get that hog fish

Nah dude we're gonna get her a mahi mahi burger

Blackened

Mango salsa

Hnnnnng

a what

*Mahi mahi*

You may also know it as dolphin

IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL DOLPHIN THO

Take her to Mrs Mac’s in key largo

It's just really fucking ugly

huh I wonder how the texture of it is

@Maj. Asshole That the little shed with all the license plates?

It’s very good

And the alligator?

@Sadmin Hell yeah

fucc

yes

Dude alligator is honest to god my favorite meat

Their food is top notch

i want someone to send me gator jerky ;_;

I’ve been going there for like 12 years

We need to get the froot over here

Like springtime-ish

Real shit

ill be over there when I graduate

Take her to the keys

HELL YE

ROAD TRIP

If there’s a keys trip I’m coming

I thought mahi tasted pretty close to beef, but its been like 10 years so might be remembering it wrong.

Imma take her up innamountains