The ones who are alive

@FireRising we pump em full cum and sell em to you poor bastards

If I can land the mechanic job, that's around $5 an hour more than I'm making now

gib sum dat **CHEESE** *NEGGER*

@Datura wtf is that red mess?

Is that a programmer period?

The problem with my family is that since my dad was royally fucked by his parents yet still did alright, he basically wants us to have to go through the sane

Your dad sounds like a nigger.

Whenever I bring up something about college and having to work through it, my dad always likes to throw out that he worked nights full time to pay his way through school full time

Never mind the fact that he NEVER FUCKING GRADUATED

@FireRising nah just ascii rednition of an image

...and IIRC is still trying to pay off his debt from it

Fuck his dad dataman

Nah but for real Idk what to say brother. Let's hope for the best with that mechanic job

I don't remember exactly what the number is but my parents have somewhere near $200k in debt despite only having around $60k a year in income

Yeah dude. We've got you lad

My dad's basically a boomer minus a generation

https://www.facebook.com/groups/memeshitpost/permalink/968820949986459/

Same kind of retardation despite being only 50

Fuck me.

Thank fuck you're not like em

To make matters even worse at home he got laid off right after I came home from school, which meant he was at home all the fucking time

My dad has somewhere between $30K and $50K

None of us like having him around

Pillowface him TBH.

Well depending on how sinister you want to me there are some options

To sweeten the deal even further, the shit that's blinding him is genetic

I don't have it but there's a 75% chance my kids will

But I'm assuming you're at least subhuman so I'll lass

Fuck

That's gnarly

How much of a sociopath are you Dataman?

Probably less of one than I should be, given the circumstances

I mean, all things considered I should've snapped years ago

Mate take a leaf outta my username and make him some tea with it

That's a shame. You can work on that now though, seeing as you understand the problem.

I should clarify before you do something horrible; this is a shitpost. Don't take my advice seriously.

Doesn't help at all that I've got chronic health issues that I can't do anything about because no money

Killing your dad will solve nothing.