Same kind of retardation despite being only 50

Fuck me.

Thank fuck you're not like em

To make matters even worse at home he got laid off right after I came home from school, which meant he was at home all the fucking time

My dad has somewhere between $30K and $50K

None of us like having him around

Pillowface him TBH.

Well depending on how sinister you want to me there are some options

To sweeten the deal even further, the shit that's blinding him is genetic

I don't have it but there's a 75% chance my kids will

But I'm assuming you're at least subhuman so I'll lass

Fuck

That's gnarly

How much of a sociopath are you Dataman?

Probably less of one than I should be, given the circumstances

I mean, all things considered I should've snapped years ago

Mate take a leaf outta my username and make him some tea with it

That's a shame. You can work on that now though, seeing as you understand the problem.

I should clarify before you do something horrible; this is a shitpost. Don't take my advice seriously.

Doesn't help at all that I've got chronic health issues that I can't do anything about because no money

Killing your dad will solve nothing.

GERD from stress and shitty diet my first semester at college

Well, it wouldn't solve enough to be worth it.

I agree; you've very much identified the problem but I think you're a bit hesitant to fully go fuck it and step off the edge. Might just have to jump into the abyss and live shit for a couple months in order for you to break free of your social shackles

+firerising

That shit's been making my life even more hell than it was

I can't even fucking eat if I'm off my meds

Pot?

Fr

Rather, I can eat but I can't keep anything down

Even fucking *water*

@Innaswamp got any advice for the lad?

Medicinal cannabis is used for HIV/chemo patients to stimulate appetite and curb nausea

Not good advice

Could look into cbd oils and the like

If I could afford it I might look into it

@Innaswamp VC boi

You've got.more access than we do here; it's $600 per 25ml here

It's not legal here anyway

Do some research man; you'd be suprised at the amount of non psychoactive Marijuana based medicines that are available

Not here