I'm sitting here eating spaghetti and jacking off

Same here. My dad thinks the power gonna go out but he's a pussy ass bitch so...

Because you're on the other side of florida smh

He's in Tampa. The Gulf side.

Mexico city is underwater

Like

Up to roofs

And nothing value was lost

I know. But Tampa avoided it and Orlando... Well. Let's just say Mickey Mouse is probably the only one here with their knickers in a twist.

Although Sadmin, if any of us were gonna suffer from this storm it would be Swamp.

Hope no trees fall on my house.

>This storm has a lower mb than fucking katrina

Wife and I are at my parents because they are further inland.

I AM SITTING HERE DRINKING AND NOTHING HIS HAPPENING

MOTHER NATURE FEARS ME SO SHE IS RUNNIG LIKE A BITCH

YOU LITERALLY ARENT IN THE AFFECTED AREA

Swämp wanna play some Hünter?

Hunt the looters for sport.

Interesting idea. Can I dig tunnels and call myself the Florida Cong?

If you know you know

They are getting weirder

I'm honestly concerned for this man and why he does it

@FireRising I say go for it but you're prolly gonna drown yourself with flood water

Shhhhhh

I hope looters happen so I can stand me ground

I think all my neighbors are either old no-guns or 60 year old /k/ommandos so I'd probably be fine anyway

Roof Korean. But more mobile

That's the plan

i have witnessed full thottery.
> neighbor's daughter is dating a guy who __stole__ $600 from her family, & he's living there w/ them for free
> She wants to move out with him
> His plan is --getting a job-- commiting grand theft auto w/ her as a tag-along
> they both go to jail
> the thot gets out after 4 months
> she's already with another guy fresh outta prison.

addendum since i was in a rush to clock out from break: She's with a new guy __the day of her release__.

Another rule from life never dare to trust sombody.

I assume the male got a harsher sentence?

i guess its fair he had a harsher one since she was just like, tag along

she pleaded that she was "coerced in doing so", but still; she didn't even give herself time to wind down & get her act together before dating again. :/

no thots

I figured that the migrants would freeze out of Sweden tbh

I guess that those dark skinned nig nogs are more resilient than I thought

they just get

some disease or disorder or smth