Message from @Bald Eagle Jerk

Discord ID: 509378452424753152


2018-11-06 14:45:18 UTC  

My apartment is nice enough to put a recycling bin next to the mail area.

2018-11-06 14:45:23 UTC  

And it's filled daily.

2018-11-06 14:45:45 UTC  

I get the garbage addressed to the old tenants

2018-11-06 14:45:50 UTC  

Same.

2018-11-06 14:45:52 UTC  

I specifically didn't register to vote so I can avoid this kinda shit

2018-11-06 14:45:58 UTC  

tbh, I bet junk mail pollutes more than cars

2018-11-06 14:46:00 UTC  

In the long term

2018-11-06 14:46:09 UTC  

Think of all the trees

2018-11-06 14:46:17 UTC  

Not to mention the money it takes

2018-11-06 14:46:25 UTC  

I mean, I delivered 7000 letters, 300-500 packages per day. That's when I skip boxes and don't have box-holders as they're called.

2018-11-06 14:46:30 UTC  

My wife originally was registered Republican so we get the whole "don't let the evil commies win" mail

2018-11-06 14:46:43 UTC  

I was in the rural south, so houses could be right next to each-other or as far as a mile or two from each-other.

2018-11-06 14:47:04 UTC  

The route is 48 miles, so that's a lot of junk mail if I have to put it in *each* box

2018-11-06 14:47:13 UTC  

I love how they're mostly running on "IF DON'T YOU WANT *insert boogieman here* TO WIN, VOTE REPUBLICAN"

2018-11-06 14:47:28 UTC  

And that's almost every other day during the week-day, so I do seriously believe junk mail is worse than cars

2018-11-06 14:47:41 UTC  

Fuck

2018-11-06 14:47:52 UTC  

And you probably got paid shit.

2018-11-06 14:47:53 UTC  

Not including your fucking local and state newspapers

2018-11-06 14:47:59 UTC  

It's the USPS, the pay is great

2018-11-06 14:48:04 UTC  

27.85

2018-11-06 14:48:06 UTC  

Oh, well that's at least good.

2018-11-06 14:48:07 UTC  

Damn

2018-11-06 14:48:21 UTC  

Gotta keep them from going... Postal...

2018-11-06 14:48:25 UTC  

Yeah, it's a federal job so if you were in the military before not only do you get pref but, also your time in service goes towards retirement for it

2018-11-06 14:48:32 UTC  

Nah it's still super stressful and retards go postal

2018-11-06 14:48:40 UTC  

I loved it, I hate that I had to give it up

2018-11-06 14:48:53 UTC  

What are you doing in Sweden

2018-11-06 14:48:53 UTC  

Even as a weekend assistant before I became a full timer, I made 17.85

2018-11-06 14:48:58 UTC  

I moved here for the missus and shiet

2018-11-06 14:49:07 UTC  

We waz migrants and shiet to Swedistan

2018-11-06 14:49:11 UTC  

durka durka kebab

2018-11-06 14:49:21 UTC  

I'm sure you fit right in.

2018-11-06 14:49:29 UTC  

I don't cause I'm white

2018-11-06 14:49:37 UTC  

My fellow (((immigrants))) do not recognize me

2018-11-06 14:50:27 UTC  

Do you at least shit in the street like them?

2018-11-06 14:50:40 UTC  

No but, I have learned how to shout in Swedish "I will take your job."

2018-11-06 14:50:51 UTC  

Only Swedish needed.

2018-11-06 14:50:52 UTC  

It gets people to stop and go "wtf," if I yell it out the window with a fake arabic accent

2018-11-06 14:51:07 UTC  

Because for a year now we've had a high rise condo going up next to ours and sometimes the construction gets loud

2018-11-06 14:55:23 UTC  

Are you folks there just temporarily?

2018-11-06 14:56:05 UTC  

No.