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`I'm being obnoxious as fuck right now, my unwanted house guests (relatives) are trying to sleep in and I'm not letting that happen by blasting heavy metal and vacuuming.`

>The chad boomer blasting

>The virgin millennials sleeping

**I hope like hell I'm bugging the shit out of my fucking mooching aunt**

**THEY HAVE AWOKEN**

Peak 3d for some wholesome

>Me rn

Did you gear up in all of your mil surp and smoke knock off Ukrainian cigarettes?

nah, half naked cleaning my guns while I annoy the fuck outta them

Morning fuckers

**WE WILL DIE ON THE GLORY ROAD TO HEAVEN
THE BRAVE WILL LIVE FOR EVER
I RAISE MY GLASS AND DRINK TO YOOOOUUUUUUU**

I'm hearing muffled complaints and a couple of slamming doors

Just barely over **HAIL, HAIL, HAIL AND KILL**

Play Erika

I'm playing Powerwolf atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7mbwo4rSFU

So if I look at that picture of the knives being take why do I see a nipple

@serv please tell me that isn't real.

Of course it's real.

It is

It's real sadly.

Though exaggerated.

They were doing a weapons sweep for real weapons, found fuck all barring those butter knives.

So they posted that they "found," weapons.

And took pictures.

You can be arrested for carrying a potato peeler

Apparently that's my U.K mate's explanation but, let's be real they're so cucked and fucked I don't believe it.

I believe they legit can't have the butter knives.

I wanna die

Same

Yeah carry a gun

You cowards.

@Sadmin you gucci?