Message from @Lizardman

Discord ID: 518221315648389136


2018-12-01 00:25:19 UTC  

ITT people who know shit about animals talk out their ass

2018-12-01 00:25:21 UTC  

Ping me again in a @ everyone and I'll cut you

2018-12-01 00:25:25 UTC  
2018-12-01 00:25:27 UTC  

If not we'll socialized they tail whip the shit out of you

2018-12-01 00:25:27 UTC  

Hi

2018-12-01 00:25:33 UTC  

I said @ everyone

2018-12-01 00:25:37 UTC  

Good try gay

2018-12-01 00:25:40 UTC  

They also have very sharp teeth

2018-12-01 00:25:41 UTC  

My pet iguana was a dick head

2018-12-01 00:25:45 UTC  

I loved him

2018-12-01 00:25:55 UTC  

Legit do not get the iguana

2018-12-01 00:25:59 UTC  

Yeah don’t

2018-12-01 00:26:03 UTC  

Don't get the iguana

2018-12-01 00:26:05 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole had the normal experience

2018-12-01 00:26:07 UTC  

They’re expensive

2018-12-01 00:26:09 UTC  

They're high maintenance.

2018-12-01 00:26:11 UTC  

but seriously, don't. fuckers require a lot of attention

2018-12-01 00:26:14 UTC  

Get the iguana fuck these guys

2018-12-01 00:26:24 UTC  

Fuck you nigger

2018-12-01 00:26:28 UTC  

IGUANA STEAKS

2018-12-01 00:26:29 UTC  

If you want to get into reptiles, try a bearded dragon or a ball python first.

2018-12-01 00:26:33 UTC  

No fuck you

2018-12-01 00:26:34 UTC  

don't be like that weirdo neighbor i used to have. except in his case, it's a fucking monitor lizard

2018-12-01 00:26:39 UTC  

You can’t take care of yourself let alone another living creature

2018-12-01 00:26:50 UTC  

Even tho sadmin would probably spend money on something just to watch it die

2018-12-01 00:26:53 UTC  

If you want a lizard get a Bearded Dragon, they're bros @Sadmin

2018-12-01 00:27:00 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole I will have you know that I maintain a garden thank you very much

2018-12-01 00:27:03 UTC  

AY

2018-12-01 00:27:08 UTC  

I WANT A FUCKING IGUANA

2018-12-01 00:27:13 UTC  

don't

2018-12-01 00:27:16 UTC  

Agreed. Beardies actually like people

2018-12-01 00:27:17 UTC  

You wanna an iguana fam

2018-12-01 00:27:21 UTC  

NO YOU WANT AN IGUANA TO FUCKING YOU

2018-12-01 00:27:22 UTC  

**IGUANAS ARE ASSHOLES THOUGH**

2018-12-01 00:27:25 UTC  

Go get yo iguana

2018-12-01 00:27:28 UTC  

I WANT

2018-12-01 00:27:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/518221570322464778/Its_a_no_from_me_dog.jpg

2018-12-01 00:27:36 UTC  

A BIG SCALY ASSHOLE LIZARD

2018-12-01 00:27:36 UTC  

TO FUCK AN IGUANA?

2018-12-01 00:27:39 UTC  

YES

2018-12-01 00:27:40 UTC  

did your koi pond plan even work

you know.. from that crater your made in your yard