Message from @Lizardman
Discord ID: 518221511295762442
Legit do not get the iguana
Yeah don’t
Don't get the iguana
@Maj. Asshole had the normal experience
They’re expensive
They're high maintenance.
but seriously, don't. fuckers require a lot of attention
Get the iguana fuck these guys
Fuck you nigger
IGUANA STEAKS
If you want to get into reptiles, try a bearded dragon or a ball python first.
No fuck you
don't be like that weirdo neighbor i used to have. except in his case, it's a fucking monitor lizard
You can’t take care of yourself let alone another living creature
Even tho sadmin would probably spend money on something just to watch it die
If you want a lizard get a Bearded Dragon, they're bros @Sadmin
@Maj. Asshole I will have you know that I maintain a garden thank you very much
AY
I WANT A FUCKING IGUANA
don't
You wanna an iguana fam
NO YOU WANT AN IGUANA TO FUCKING YOU
**IGUANAS ARE ASSHOLES THOUGH**
Go get yo iguana
I WANT
A BIG SCALY ASSHOLE LIZARD
TO FUCK AN IGUANA?
YES
did your koi pond plan even work
you know.. from that crater your made in your yard
If you want an absolute unit, get a tegu
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Say it Sadmin
I WILL MAKE IT MY BRIDE
MY WIFE
Fuck, get a red tail boa
MY QUEEN
I wanna an iguana
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