my Mic sucks, other channels have told me. Do you really wanna here my mic?

hold on, my vision is blurry, let me squint to read that

Can't be worse than the phoneposting people.

Fucking Mark 14

Hey, I like the mark 14

and my woodstock

Mark19 is fun to shoot, a bitch to clean

m14

the only woodstock my grandpa remembers

😄

I too like things that don’t work

XD

Eyyyy I got the same vodka

That's why I drink *deathwish* coffee, with a shot of spirtyus

with two shots of those *"STOK"* things you can get at Cofairs

for extra caffeine

My old field barista used to make me deathwish

Not a bad brand

Field Baristas?

That's a thing? do tell

STORYTIME! YAY

I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.

did you tip him?

He earned the title of field barista

I let him take the first pick of MREs

good man

the chicken and rice MRE makes for a great lubricant

You need a jet boil or back pack stove to make those cold weather MREs

or a bag of fritos

I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.

If it's not frozen

The real gay part is that those actually stop working when it's cold enough

I always heat mine up or just eat the snacks

Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing

Or the carrot cake

10/10

Frozens are fine, they thaw in your hand. if you're talking dried, just eat it raw

stomach can

can't* tell the difference

Okay if I end up drunk enough

You have to heat them up with body heat and let it get oxygen. It's honestly worth it just because you might as well make things just a little bit better while you're out there.