said no welder ever

that probably belonged in trash

just like your welds

One day you're gonna find yourself in a steel dick cage and this Welder is gonna get to work

😉

I wouldn't trust you with a welder if I was 50 feet away

Good

smart man

besides that implies I don't carry a portable grinder

Nothing like walking into the shop, smelling acetylcholine every where and some first-term nigger lights his spark lighter

run out into the snow, still on fire, rolling.

I can do you one better

do tell

some retard welded himself into a bus

his oxyfuel torch have a gas leak?

no he just welded the exit shut because he wasn't paying attention

and guess what he forgot to bring in with him

torch cutter?

bingo

they called all of us out to laugh at him before getting him out

oh

and then we let him sit in there for a good half hour

we gave his welding helmet some prison strips too

if I were in his shoes I'd start masturbating in front of you

the irony is that it was a DOC bus

nah mate the principle was out there so no dice

ah

tough break for handjob

yup

well, i lost my eyebrows that day and got the nickname "scorch"

I've shaved my head every day since

I did a stint in welding and other than having a burnt up jacket nothing major

I once made the mistake of wearing my leather jacket in lieu of a welding jacket

got holes everywhere, stiil wear it though.

one day the sleeves willl fall off and I can make it into a vest. Take my Azov and Burzum patches off the cotton vest.

😄

sewing patches on leather is a bitch sometimes

Just sew on a backer

This made me spit coffee

fuck that, m8