Step one: let your hands heal

Step two: chalk your hands up

Step three: grab the bar like it's a bar and not like it's a set of titties

@Convo

nvm i lied, i wanted it because of love island

ay ay!

My workout is chop wood, split logs, haul timber and firewood, rinse and repeat until tired.

only nobody will member this

@Caerulus_Rex thanks man

lol my dad worked for psygnosis

no way

yes

Yeah? Well my dad worked for runescape.

thats crayz

@badtanman Rollcage Stage II was the shit, brah!

and then he went to ea

i wish i had cool parents

everyone else does

@Convo Step four: do something exciting with yourself and get some battle damage

Yeah Con, like go bash some fash or something

visit a bathhouse or something ffs man

live a little

@Caerulus_Rex give recommendation

This game... This beauty of a game... Hands down the best RPG I've played.

Rugby

@Caerulus_Rex I'm experimenting with this rippetoe grip, it seems like it puts all the weight on my forearm muscles

which I'm not sure I can handle

Rugby?

I suck at throwing things

my dad was a ponce

thats awesome i wish my dad was cool

i thought ponce meant effeminite man

i was jokin

it does

We have tons of brilliant archaic words.

oik lol

more like oink

because im fat