Message from @Finn the magic dragon

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2018-12-16 21:49:00 UTC  

We had some folks try to desert out the window

2018-12-16 21:49:02 UTC  

So it was late in March I believe.

2018-12-16 21:49:08 UTC  

None on my platoon

2018-12-16 21:49:13 UTC  

People need to name their fucking image files. Stop bitching to me your SEO is shit when you leave your shit as 23463.png or .jpg

2018-12-16 21:49:15 UTC  

Also one extension cord necktie

2018-12-16 21:49:16 UTC  

In 2014 we were still coming out of winter then, it was really rough.

2018-12-16 21:49:24 UTC  

It was a full moon event, and at extremely low tide

2018-12-16 21:50:30 UTC  

He snuck past firewatch, removed all his shit, pretended to be a fleet Marine off duty/in normal Marine uniform, even got stopped by BC for not wearing a P.T belt while on a bicycle he stole and got past. This was around 4-5 AM.

2018-12-16 21:51:15 UTC  

It was still dark, once he got to the main road outside of P.I but, before the gates he waded through the swamp. Got to a bus station in Beaufort around 8AM.

2018-12-16 21:52:09 UTC  

That's pretty clever.

2018-12-16 21:52:31 UTC  

A preacher at the bus station stopped him, asked if he was in trouble. He'd ditched his cammies in a dumpster and took clothes from outside a goodwill/charity shop that were outside.

2018-12-16 21:52:40 UTC  

He said yes, preacher bought him a bus ticket.

2018-12-16 21:53:07 UTC  

We know all this because I was in PEB and met this kid, he came back to P.I and got chaptered out after the military came calling his house over and over. Basically they called him and asked for the mother, his dumb ass answered - they asked if it was him and he turned himself in via the phone.

2018-12-16 21:53:27 UTC  

lol

2018-12-16 21:53:32 UTC  

Couldn't hide forever

2018-12-16 21:53:33 UTC  

He's a fucking legend

2018-12-16 21:53:45 UTC  

He got lucky with the preacher

2018-12-16 21:54:33 UTC  

Yep

2018-12-16 21:54:37 UTC  

And the goodwill with clothes drop off

2018-12-16 21:54:47 UTC  

They made him pay for the cammies he ditched lmao

2018-12-16 21:55:08 UTC  

Petty ass Marine Corps

2018-12-16 22:01:08 UTC  

Damn son

2018-12-16 22:14:33 UTC  

The irony btw is that same BC spoke to him with his discharge

2018-12-16 22:14:46 UTC  

Whatever they give recruits. I know it ain't a real discharge

2018-12-16 22:21:21 UTC  

He could've caught him. lol

2018-12-16 22:21:33 UTC  

Must've been a bit embarrassing

2018-12-16 22:24:19 UTC  

She*

2018-12-16 22:24:40 UTC  

A little bit

2018-12-16 22:41:56 UTC  

Now it's not like full time mil
Its weekend warrior shit
With the md national guard

2018-12-16 22:42:03 UTC  

Md air national guard

2018-12-16 22:42:24 UTC  

Still gay

2018-12-16 22:45:04 UTC  

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2018-12-16 23:00:30 UTC  

Ewh natty

2018-12-16 23:40:29 UTC  

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2018-12-16 23:43:12 UTC  

👀

2018-12-16 23:55:11 UTC  

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2018-12-16 23:55:39 UTC  

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2018-12-17 00:34:14 UTC  

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2018-12-17 01:09:58 UTC  

Stubbs: **TRIPLE SIX, FIVE FORKED TONGUE
URETHRAL PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOVED IT DOWN MY DICK TAKIN IT BACK TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
PISSING A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY DICK
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT**

2018-12-17 01:10:02 UTC  
2018-12-17 01:10:23 UTC  

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