BC > Medical Complications

When he doesn’t have free healthcare LUL

Jokes our healthcare succ hard

No I mean there are numerous cases where IUD causes some fucked up medical complications.

^^ bingo

Huh. I know a bunch of women with them that haven’t had anything in years

That’s large succ though

IUDs are horrid

BC is just a fucking non invasion pill

Are you the big down

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Is it still legal for your sperm bucket donation babies to hit you up at 18 for backpayment on child support

No

Lole

It's totally safe

I recall a time period of that retarded shit

Like mothers coming for alimony

From a donor

I've got paperwork that covered my ass

*yeet*

@Farenthas Yeah when you do it ptivately that can happen

But when you go through a bank you're covered

Yeet and skeet

Just become fucking Asmongold looking

Donate all your fat, plasma, blood, and cummies

>Become wealthy

>Buy guns with new found wealth

Sadmin will never be able to degenerate enough to be Asmongold

>Kill yourself after a while because your health is so bad existence is pain

What

There’s no reason to if you’re married.

I tell you what though. My wife had an IUD and we’ll never do that again.

As a joke or just to try but, let's be real if you've been going bare since the start no one will return to condoms

example: Glow in the dark dick bag bois

i just wanna have my shit together by age 29 so we can have our first child by 30

The one girl that I used condoms only with got pregnant because one broke and I didn’t notice

Condoms are small brain contraceptive

>Condom broke
>Didnt feel it
what are you, numb?

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>American doesn't feel condom broke
>This is because (((they))) took his foreskin