Message from @Nyëa

Discord ID: 525025638864650252


2018-12-19 18:53:42 UTC  

BC is just a fucking non invasion pill

2018-12-19 18:53:46 UTC  

Are you the big down

2018-12-19 18:54:09 UTC  

<:Soppu:525022972147400724>

2018-12-19 19:02:13 UTC  

<:Soppu:525022972147400724>

2018-12-19 19:02:25 UTC  

Is it still legal for your sperm bucket donation babies to hit you up at 18 for backpayment on child support

2018-12-19 19:02:31 UTC  

No

2018-12-19 19:02:33 UTC  

Lole

2018-12-19 19:02:41 UTC  

It's totally safe

2018-12-19 19:02:43 UTC  

I recall a time period of that retarded shit

2018-12-19 19:02:48 UTC  

Like mothers coming for alimony

2018-12-19 19:02:49 UTC  

From a donor

2018-12-19 19:02:52 UTC  

I've got paperwork that covered my ass

2018-12-19 19:02:56 UTC  

*yeet*

2018-12-19 19:03:03 UTC  

@Farenthas Yeah when you do it ptivately that can happen

2018-12-19 19:03:12 UTC  

But when you go through a bank you're covered

2018-12-19 19:03:48 UTC  

Yeet and skeet

2018-12-19 19:03:54 UTC  

Just become fucking Asmongold looking

2018-12-19 19:04:00 UTC  

Donate all your fat, plasma, blood, and cummies

2018-12-19 19:04:07 UTC  

>Become wealthy

2018-12-19 19:04:17 UTC  

>Buy guns with new found wealth

2018-12-19 19:04:26 UTC  

Sadmin will never be able to degenerate enough to be Asmongold

2018-12-19 19:04:28 UTC  

>Kill yourself after a while because your health is so bad existence is pain

2018-12-19 19:08:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525026586164985857/image0.png

2018-12-19 19:08:17 UTC  

What

2018-12-19 19:14:14 UTC  

There’s no reason to if you’re married.

I tell you what though. My wife had an IUD and we’ll never do that again.

2018-12-19 19:15:54 UTC  

As a joke or just to try but, let's be real if you've been going bare since the start no one will return to condoms

2018-12-19 19:16:19 UTC  

example: Glow in the dark dick bag bois

2018-12-19 19:17:40 UTC  

i just wanna have my shit together by age 29 so we can have our first child by 30

2018-12-19 19:18:05 UTC  

The one girl that I used condoms only with got pregnant because one broke and I didn’t notice

2018-12-19 19:18:21 UTC  

Condoms are small brain contraceptive

2018-12-19 19:18:52 UTC  

>Condom broke
>Didnt feel it
what are you, numb?

2018-12-19 19:19:10 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-12-19 19:23:31 UTC  

>American doesn't feel condom broke
>This is because (((they))) took his foreskin

2018-12-19 19:23:54 UTC  

oof

2018-12-19 19:28:57 UTC  

I’m not American or circumcised 🤔

2018-12-19 19:30:34 UTC  

Oof

2018-12-19 19:30:58 UTC  

>not feeling it when you have a foreskin

2018-12-19 19:39:48 UTC  

Not letting your wife fuck your ass with a condom

2018-12-19 19:39:50 UTC  

you retard

2018-12-19 19:40:24 UTC  

My wife will never use a condom with my ass. I want an ass baby from her 14 inch horse cock

2018-12-19 19:45:05 UTC  

I see