Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 525470324029128705


2018-12-20 23:56:07 UTC  

Like he had to force this one barber to take more than $5 for, and I quote, "the single best haircut and straight razor shave I've ever had"

2018-12-20 23:56:36 UTC  

Are straight razors a meme or do they actually shave Hella good if you know what you're doing

2018-12-20 23:56:52 UTC  

They shave so close it's akin to laser hair removal

2018-12-20 23:57:12 UTC  

there is no other means of mechanically shaving that produces as fine a result as straight razors

2018-12-21 00:00:05 UTC  

They shave good

2018-12-21 00:00:34 UTC  

Been thinking of switching because LMAO at the price of razor heads

2018-12-21 00:02:44 UTC  

The porn bots are infiltrating MAL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525463095683055626/image0.png

2018-12-21 00:03:51 UTC  

I've gotten 2 of those so far

2018-12-21 00:04:00 UTC  

When the fucc are they fixing the API tho

2018-12-21 00:19:54 UTC  

Wasn’t the Guy who told you to eat ass at Olive Garden a part of hentai haven

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525467414390112256/image0.jpg

2018-12-21 00:26:50 UTC  

That’s an old April Fools joke anyways

2018-12-21 00:26:55 UTC  

the HH discord is a hellhole full of pedos and weebs

2018-12-21 00:27:28 UTC  

Sounds like my kind of place

2018-12-21 00:27:52 UTC  

It’s fucking gross

2018-12-21 00:28:06 UTC  

And there’s a bunch of fags

2018-12-21 00:28:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525469541610815489/48413004_10218225342570068_6436132591841050624_n.png

2018-12-21 00:29:17 UTC  

so uh

2018-12-21 00:29:20 UTC  

mattis just resigned

2018-12-21 00:31:08 UTC  

There was a navy chick that made her own fursuit and it actually looked really good

2018-12-21 00:31:25 UTC  

Not like the shitty store bought garbage normal furfags wear

2018-12-21 00:31:28 UTC  

Furfags should be shot

2018-12-21 00:31:52 UTC  

I mean yeah, but I;m just saying it was nice to see a furfag that actually put effort in to their fursuit

2018-12-21 00:32:02 UTC  

It was quality craftsmanship

2018-12-21 00:32:07 UTC  

And I can respect that

2018-12-21 00:36:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525471634661048320/48393655_1795637760547538_4569657323894603776_n.png

2018-12-21 00:36:43 UTC  

Real announcement

2018-12-21 00:37:27 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-21 00:38:47 UTC  

F

2018-12-21 00:38:59 UTC  

>Fucks up and can't pay for server costs
>"We didn't really need it anyway"

2018-12-21 00:39:10 UTC  

The fursuit thing was April Fools joke

2018-12-21 00:39:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/525472350477615114/unknown.png

2018-12-21 00:39:57 UTC  

The end of an era. Is it time for me to rise?

2018-12-21 00:40:01 UTC  

Am I strong enough?

2018-12-21 00:40:34 UTC  

I saw it was fake, but In this post-fact age, I choose to believe it is true

2018-12-21 00:56:43 UTC  

^

2018-12-21 01:06:17 UTC  

@RoflTank are your spurs jingling or jangling?

2018-12-21 01:07:18 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-21 01:12:15 UTC  

Playing in VC right now: PK the Musical

2018-12-21 01:13:11 UTC  

@FireRising stop fucking with the bot pls

2018-12-21 01:13:29 UTC  

@Lt. Sidehug I NEED CASH NOW

2018-12-21 01:13:50 UTC  

youll get your cash just stop messing with the bot