You guys ever heard of the "sarlacc pit" in Leafland?

The one where you get up to a $1,000,000.00 fine for every day you spend there on top of a year in jail

Wtf no

Cave and surrounding area at Wells Gray Provincial Park is closed to public access

Until risks to public safety have been assessed and engagement with First Nations has been concluded, the newly discovered cave and surrounding area is closed to public access as per the Directors Order [PDF].

Any member of the public in contravention of Order is subject to the following:
Under Section 17 of the Park Act, Section 28:
28 (1) A person who contravenes any provision of this Act commits an offence and is liable to a fine of up to $1,000,000 or a term of imprisonment of not more than one year or both.
(3) When a contravention of the Act or regulations continues for more than one day, the person is guilty of a separate offence for each day on which the contravention continues.

Holy fuck

How will they find out

Rangers

No clue, it's only been uncovered from the ice over the last few years apparently

Apparently incredibly deep

Toob

Jesus Christ corn

Make a Beef-Marshmello Matey's concoction

That actually sounds

Not good

I can't find me spatuler

Use bayonet

Cosmoline helps build stronk bones

He has a point

Sigh

Corn

I drink like 2 gallons of milk a week

You gotta clean up

Oof. I missed a sock on laundry day

I mean it doesn’t look that bad

Looks like my room but with less guns

*bottom text*

*Sportsball NEgro*

I don't see no cereal

Shit corn

Honestly looks pretty good

You need veggie

i needed lettuce

and shredded cheese for taco

Veggies all have E.Coli, He's being very responsible

oh jesus, i actually forgot about that