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Jesus Christ corn

Make a Beef-Marshmello Matey's concoction

That actually sounds

Not good

I can't find me spatuler

Use bayonet

Cosmoline helps build stronk bones

He has a point

Sigh

Corn

I drink like 2 gallons of milk a week

You gotta clean up

Oof. I missed a sock on laundry day

I mean it doesn’t look that bad

Looks like my room but with less guns

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*Sportsball NEgro*

I don't see no cereal

Shit corn

Honestly looks pretty good

You need veggie

i needed lettuce

and shredded cheese for taco

Veggies all have E.Coli, He's being very responsible

oh jesus, i actually forgot about that

that romaine lettuce shenanigans

It’s over now

Thought I heard recently that it's been expanded

Maybe not, can't find the link

https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2018/o157h7-11-18/index.html

Surprisingly recent

My fucking mother got me sick AGAIN

I'm just gonna buy some land and pitch a tent and not tell anyone where the fuck I am

If you aren't going out as much, you may not be increasing your tolerance.

But, I'm not a doctor