Message from @The Great One
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How many pushups can you do?
100
Strategic obesity
Tactical adipose
even tho i havent met my dad in 12 years i can't fucking whait for him to die cus damn does he have some cash
Does he live far away? What keeps you from mending a relationship?
mother said father is evil
he lives like 4 miles away
awkward
Jesse Peterson says you can forgive her and your dad and become a man it's never too late
just don't be your mom
is basically the idea
idk he was an as to me when i was young so i just dident go se him anymore... my mother and father never lived alongside anyway during my life exept the 2 first years
either way it's awkward
maybe he isn't an ass anymore, most of that is usually situational
when's the last time *you* tried to meet him
go talk to him
Forgive him
if he's still an asshole
just show him your gun
just to see what's up
Cause you are his spawn
And he can write you out of his will
feminist divorce victim #metoo
get a sword
sweden must be tough
paint yourself black first
then you will be given free grenades
its your religion after all
also, you can get guns in sweden
legally <:TrumpPotatoe:639979524775477273>
look what happened to Luke when he waited too long to talk to his Dad
he should have been a cool Junior Commander of the Death Star
ikr but its complicated? idk anyone who owns a gun
but then he lost his fucking hand
that's because you're a city dweller
you should pay him a visit if he's 4 miles away
and around clowns
maybe you have a hot step-sister...