Cause you are his spawn

And he can write you out of his will

feminist divorce victim #metoo

get a sword

sweden must be tough

paint yourself black first

then you will be given free grenades

its your religion after all

also, you can get guns in sweden

legally <:TrumpPotatoe:639979524775477273>

look what happened to Luke when he waited too long to talk to his Dad

he should have been a cool Junior Commander of the Death Star

ikr but its complicated? idk anyone who owns a gun

but then he lost his fucking hand

that's because you're a city dweller

you should pay him a visit if he's 4 miles away

and around clowns

maybe you have a hot step-sister...

idk what im supposed to say... thank you dad for being an ashole to me when i was fucking 6? if anyting i shuld use the gun ''for him''

Remember what the Galactic Empire took from you

say hello and ask him how he is and what he's been up to

go pay him a visit 3-4 in the morning, drunk

yell

and kick the door

idk i think he only play videogames and smashes women...

don't trust your "memories" from when you were 6 too much, most of that may be your mom's frustration filtered down

i guess anyone can change in 12 years anyway...

some dads are maybe losers, but you could find out on your own

but still...

never trust your mother when she talks about why she left your father

this is the problem with northern european peoples. we're too retarded to even do family correctly

too autistic and weird about everything

that's why we need 1 black man: Reverend JLP

too retarded to fulfil all the Atilla victory conditions on day 2

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Got a question for the chat

@DarthSammich i defenetly don't but i remember myself that he was hiting me, bullying me and other shit like that

https://www.trtworld.com/magazine/should-your-kid-be-taken-away-if-they-don-t-like-fish-balls-norway-says-so-31026

Are people of Montenegro Serbian, genetically speaking?

Norway steals ur kids for stupid reasons