Message from @cards-against-humanity

Discord ID: 443222302461657088


2018-05-08 01:24:16 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:24:16 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

**A)** AXE Body Spray.
**B)** Former President George W. Bush.
**C)** Sperm whales.

2018-05-08 01:24:21 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor selected B.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:24:22 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:24:48 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:24:57 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:25:19 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:25:19 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** The Three-Fifths compromise.
**B)** Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
**C)** Autocannibalism.

2018-05-08 01:25:35 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy selected C.
MAGARoseTaylor wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:25:35 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Dear Abby,

I'm having some trouble with \_\_\_\_\_ and would like your advice.

2018-05-08 01:25:59 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:08 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:09 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:09 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Dear Abby,

I'm having some trouble with \_\_\_\_\_ and would like your advice.

**A)** Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
**B)** Cuddling.
**C)** Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.

2018-05-08 01:26:21 UTC  

Danie1 selected C.
1 ont mom -Chrissy wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:26:21 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_: kid-tested, mother-approved.

2018-05-08 01:26:47 UTC  

c1play j

2018-05-08 01:26:55 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:06 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:08 UTC  

oops

2018-05-08 01:27:11 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:11 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_: kid-tested, mother-approved.

**A)** Altar boys.
**B)** 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
**C)** Soup that is too hot.

2018-05-08 01:27:47 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou selected A.
Danie1 wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:27:48 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 2

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_ + \_\_\_\_\_ = \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:28:27 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:28:50 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:29:02 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:29:03 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 2

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_ + \_\_\_\_\_ = \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** Daddy issues.
A bitch slap.
Praying the gay away.
**B)** My relationship status.
The miracle of childbirth.
Alcoholism.
**C)** My inner demons.
Nazis.
Classist undertones.

2018-05-08 01:29:32 UTC  

A

2018-05-08 01:29:39 UTC  

I made a typo on mine 😣

2018-05-08 01:29:42 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-08 01:29:48 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor selected A.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:29:49 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 4
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 2

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?

2018-05-08 01:30:00 UTC  

praying the gay away lmaooooooooo

2018-05-08 01:30:20 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:30:23 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:30:40 UTC  

ok

2018-05-08 01:30:50 UTC  

Last round was funny 🤣

2018-05-08 01:30:59 UTC  

I was laughing to hard to choose lmao

2018-05-08 01:32:03 UTC  

@touchmystuffIkillyou you gotta play a card lol

2018-05-08 01:32:15 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 4
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 2

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?