Message from @cards-against-humanity

Discord ID: 443221591489511437


2018-05-08 01:21:50 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:21:51 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 1
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Major League Baseball has banned \_\_\_\_\_ for giving players an unfair advantage.

**A)** Crystal meth.
**B)** Tasteful sideboob.
**C)** Frolicking.

2018-05-08 01:21:57 UTC  

hahahaa

2018-05-08 01:22:01 UTC  

Danie1 selected A.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:22:01 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
During his childhood, Salvador Dali; produced hundreds of paintings of \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:22:25 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:22:32 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:22:49 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:22:49 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 2
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
During his childhood, Salvador Dali; produced hundreds of paintings of \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** Grandma.
**B)** An asymmetric boob job.
**C)** Half-assed foreplay.

2018-05-08 01:22:51 UTC  

Mine is funny if you know Dali s work 😂

2018-05-08 01:23:02 UTC  

Hahaha c

2018-05-08 01:23:12 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou selected C.
MAGARoseTaylor wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:23:13 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

2018-05-08 01:23:17 UTC  

woohoo lmao

2018-05-08 01:23:27 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-08 01:23:42 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:23:43 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:24:16 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:24:16 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 2
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

**A)** AXE Body Spray.
**B)** Former President George W. Bush.
**C)** Sperm whales.

2018-05-08 01:24:21 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor selected B.
touchmystuffIkillyou wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:24:22 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of \_\_\_\_\_.

2018-05-08 01:24:48 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:24:57 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:25:19 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:25:19 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 3
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @1 ont mom -Chrissy

Black card:
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of \_\_\_\_\_.

**A)** The Three-Fifths compromise.
**B)** Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
**C)** Autocannibalism.

2018-05-08 01:25:35 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy selected C.
MAGARoseTaylor wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:25:35 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Dear Abby,

I'm having some trouble with \_\_\_\_\_ and would like your advice.

2018-05-08 01:25:59 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:08 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:09 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou has played!

2018-05-08 01:26:09 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 3
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @America Strong

Black card:
Dear Abby,

I'm having some trouble with \_\_\_\_\_ and would like your advice.

**A)** Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
**B)** Cuddling.
**C)** Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.

2018-05-08 01:26:21 UTC  

Danie1 selected C.
1 ont mom -Chrissy wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:26:21 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_: kid-tested, mother-approved.

2018-05-08 01:26:47 UTC  

c1play j

2018-05-08 01:26:55 UTC  

1 ont mom -Chrissy has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:06 UTC  

Danie1 has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:08 UTC  

oops

2018-05-08 01:27:11 UTC  

MAGARoseTaylor has played!

2018-05-08 01:27:11 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 1

Current Czar: @touchmystuffIkillyou

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_: kid-tested, mother-approved.

**A)** Altar boys.
**B)** 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
**C)** Soup that is too hot.

2018-05-08 01:27:47 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou selected A.
Danie1 wins the round!

2018-05-08 01:27:48 UTC  

touchmystuffIkillyou - 3
MAGARoseTaylor - 4
1 ont mom -Chrissy - 4
Danie1 - 2

Current Czar: @MAGARoseTaylor

Black card:
\_\_\_\_\_ + \_\_\_\_\_ = \_\_\_\_\_.