ALL OF MY BEARD? ... **computes**... NEVER
guy's genius
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virtue emoji
nice
lool
if you worked at a petrol station, your chances would increase
that's how bad things are
I disagree actually
it would lower his status
he has no status
lol
that's the point
I would be very vague about where his money came from
or just lie
you can't get less than zero in this regard 😄
I mean he has a house and some money
Working at a Petrol Station is a nice job
that's unironically something
its more than bottom of the barrel for sure
What's wrong with virtue?
Is he a NEET
he could say he used to be a professional of some kind and he got out because he wanted to retire and live frugally
stretch is totally right
not in the US it's not
this would skyrocket his status
really?
you will DIE working at gas stations here
yes
virtue you need bigger beard
virtue how big is your house?
one of the more dangerous jobs in the US is selling blunt wraps to 🐒
Virtue should just create a chatterbait account, they're looking for autistic daddies and he could cash in since he resembles Sam Hyde. Some angry old saggy wealthy sugar momma could take him under her wing? 🤔
my house has 3 bedrooms,
he'd be destitute in 6 months, if he got what he thinks he wants
Enough for 6 children
each puppy gets a bedroom?
🐶
As well as the basement if that's not occupied atm <:pinothink:401744526915534858>
