Pray those are enough

it may sound silly, but that is the only sort of thing that has a chance of working

I hope so

But that seems overkill to me

Hiring a fucking rifleman to keep away some bums

If ten people pillage your field a day for their calories

Bums can ruin your entire crop though

There won’t be anything left

They can destroy more than they take

even by accident

A rifleman can keep a good number of those away

empiricism - ✌🏿 2 genders!

i swear!

and god forbid they shit on your crops

hope you love E. Coli

I guess so

Also if you shoot trespassers

Who’s going to pillage that field

When there are others

it can be washed off

if you kill the bums you can fertilize your fields

no

that will poison your crops

we talk about bums like in a hobo with a shotgun?

similar issues to cannibalism

you have to compost the bodie for a year

I’d just turn them into scarecrows

To discourage potential further intruders

save on bullets too

let them shit on your crops so it gets fertilized

one shit one breadstick

They do that in North Korea

win win situation

And they have tons of worms in their body

human and pet waste will not fertilize properly

and will poison things

they get a safe place to go and some food and you get fertilized crops

Might be a good idea to stock up on antibiotics and anti helmintics rn

that one scene in Hobo with a shotgun is really sexy, with the girls and the bats

De worming agents

get some vitamins and minerals and shit