Message from @Lolibattlemachine

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2020-03-08 06:46:06 UTC  

Camel toe

2020-03-08 06:46:08 UTC  

Almost

2020-03-08 06:46:13 UTC  

Or trap

2020-03-08 07:13:16 UTC  

You know technically people don't need to let the government steal an hour of their sleep.

They could just laugh it off and tell their employees, "Forget these clowns, just come in the normal time."

Or maybe business-speak it up like, "In order to support the needs of our global workspaces, we will be expressing employee hours in UTC time (coordinated universal time), as a result, normal start and stop times for your shifts will not be changing for Daylight Saving Time (DST). For example, although the official clocks may say 9AM during the summer months, your shift will disregard the clock shift and begin at 10AM. Blah blah I'm a stuffed suit who loves jargon."

2020-03-08 07:13:30 UTC  

But businesses just go along with this shit anyway.

2020-03-08 07:14:17 UTC  

It's like people think the government is in charge of what fucking time it is.

2020-03-08 07:15:24 UTC  

"Hey guys, I've decided that it's 9AM. I wrote it on this piece of paper."
"You did? Oh fuck I'm late for work then."

2020-03-08 07:41:10 UTC  

To Fight off against the corona virus

2020-03-08 14:16:16 UTC  

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2020-03-08 14:48:37 UTC  

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2020-03-08 14:50:09 UTC  
2020-03-08 15:05:11 UTC  

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2020-03-08 15:31:41 UTC  

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2020-03-08 15:33:13 UTC  

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2020-03-08 16:00:04 UTC  

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2020-03-08 16:51:03 UTC  

So just a map of which states are Third World...?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686254671152676869/ESjH7J8XkAAu8fu.jpeg

2020-03-08 16:51:40 UTC  

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2020-03-08 16:51:53 UTC  

PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING ISN'T REA--

2020-03-08 17:07:38 UTC  

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2020-03-08 17:11:21 UTC  

well its not like they are entirely wrong, being conservative is linked with attractiveness

2020-03-08 17:27:03 UTC  

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2020-03-08 17:35:53 UTC  

@The Roman Emperor
Just shout "Am I being infected" at the virus.

2020-03-08 17:47:01 UTC  

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2020-03-08 18:22:26 UTC  

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2020-03-08 18:22:38 UTC  

Welp, nice knowing you guys

2020-03-08 18:27:09 UTC  

Just stay on your side of the border.

2020-03-08 19:26:29 UTC  

@A. Spader
Remarkably accurate.

2020-03-08 19:26:40 UTC  

right?

2020-03-08 20:58:42 UTC  

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2020-03-08 21:31:44 UTC  

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2020-03-08 21:36:15 UTC  

oh good lord

2020-03-08 22:18:40 UTC  

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2020-03-08 22:21:41 UTC  

hehe

2020-03-08 22:30:28 UTC  

@A. Spader which one is the trap?

2020-03-08 22:39:15 UTC  

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2020-03-08 22:39:27 UTC  

I'd be sad too if I had a fucking foot for a nose