Message from @Jeremy-Retard

Discord ID: 686422485532540928


2020-03-09 02:02:09 UTC  
2020-03-09 02:54:47 UTC  

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2020-03-09 02:55:10 UTC  

WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT GET TO TELL YOU WHAT TIME YOU MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE

2020-03-09 02:59:58 UTC  

That's nonsense, everyone knows babies can't concentrate for more than 20 seconds.

2020-03-09 03:38:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686417546605494292/Screenshot_20200306-185935.jpg

2020-03-09 03:42:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686418569604497479/image0.jpg

2020-03-09 03:49:08 UTC  

Corona virus is like 1000x more indiscriminate at killing than terrorists.

2020-03-09 03:49:15 UTC  

At least terrorists give me a choice of converting to Islam.

2020-03-09 03:50:58 UTC  

Your absolutely right we need to fix this. Lets let in all the Corona-refugees

2020-03-09 03:52:00 UTC  

No medical checks either, it only promotes ableism

2020-03-09 03:53:06 UTC  

I was thinking something really similar to that myself, @S8. Everyone knows if you're talking about coronavirus, the number of people killed so far isn't very important. What matters is how incredibly devistating the millions of deaths will be if you leave it unchecked and just let it spread freely.

But when you say that about Islam, suddenly people are all like, "But it hasn't killed very many people so far!"

2020-03-09 03:53:26 UTC  

have you tried converting to Corona?

2020-03-09 03:54:34 UTC  

I do not consent to coronavirus using my body. My body, my choice.

2020-03-09 03:55:26 UTC  

Just tell coronavirus 'this is my no no square.'

2020-03-09 03:56:50 UTC  

If coronavirus can spread through fecal matter, and farts release small amounts of fecal matter, can you catch coronavirus from farts?

2020-03-09 03:56:56 UTC  

Should we all wear diapers?

2020-03-09 03:57:12 UTC  

apparently yes

2020-03-09 03:57:18 UTC  

up to like 200m away

2020-03-09 03:57:34 UTC  

I wonder if I came at people with the same arguments they use on me about Islam, what they'd say.

"It's only killed one in every ten million people. You're more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than coronavirus, therefore go lick doorknobs at the hospital."

2020-03-09 03:57:38 UTC  

So this is what cortez was warning us about

2020-03-09 03:57:53 UTC  

Cans of beans are now terrorist bombs

2020-03-09 03:58:17 UTC  

i still think moon rocks are the biggest threats, sadly Brianna Wu didn't win so we're all fucked

2020-03-09 04:17:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686427465903636509/image0.png

2020-03-09 04:17:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686427494894927880/image0.jpg

2020-03-09 04:19:47 UTC  

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2020-03-09 04:19:58 UTC  

hehe

2020-03-09 04:21:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686428486306758663/image0.png

2020-03-09 04:22:06 UTC  

i work for the government and i am here to help...

2020-03-09 04:25:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686429386009739274/78846694_555020305353364_1263973196919472128_n.png

2020-03-09 04:27:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686429952635437125/image0.jpg

2020-03-09 04:27:59 UTC  

lol

2020-03-09 04:51:45 UTC  

I'd love to know how much he got, some are saying as much as $100m
I don't think it's that much but I hope it's a lot

2020-03-09 04:53:23 UTC  

imagine smiling on a school field trip and earning 100mil

2020-03-09 04:53:39 UTC  

yes I will imagine that

2020-03-09 05:55:13 UTC  

One of those might be a holstein.

2020-03-09 05:57:33 UTC  

Whats a holstein?

2020-03-09 06:24:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/686459360192233472/FB_IMG_1583732173182.jpg

2020-03-09 07:51:21 UTC  

@tomhastherage A breed of cow. The spotted kind.

2020-03-09 07:51:54 UTC  

Also I guess the image got taken down because it had a penis in it :p