that reminds me of my teenage years

99 apples and 99 bananas

@A. Spader you should drink 99 bananas

🍌

Good point.

I may have to run to the store.

uber eats?

Fucking blizzard.

doordash

@Big T
They do beer?

postmates does

and theres a new one that does only booze

@A. Spader
I do.

But then I drink it.

saucey

thats the booze app

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist saucey

lol wut

No Saucey in my area...

i just saw an ad around campus

yeaaa

bay area gets these apps that either never leave here or only exist in la/ny/bay area

No postmates either.

>mooooooooooooooooom, I wanna listen to ben shapiro!!!!!1!!!
t. Spades

Fuck.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist the best thing to do is to learn the local help for delivery and get their contact information. Even if they don't do beer, they'll get out for $10

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Is 8 beers too much to drive in a blizzard?

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist probably.

Do 3 shots and then finish the beer.

I have a 4×4...

@A. Spader
Haven't been out since 5:30.

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist yea but I bet the roads are pretty empty of other drivers. Makes any misbehavior stick out.

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again
All back roads to the gas station.

And Township.

Tho I'm super sensitive to DUIs since it would destroy my livlihood

So only Sherrifs.

Inb4 running out of beer in emergent

@A. Spader
No beer is an emergency...

Boom

Thing is, I have 3 more left anyway.