Lol. I told you, I'm coming out there to hang.

I'll make you some then.

exciting

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i look forward to it

cooking eggs for a man

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but its an elephant man

very rare

@Zoey
How do you like your eggs?

literally any way

there's only one correct answer

i do scrambled mostly because its easy but i like sunny side a lot

i heard you talking about pumas @Dan V

pumas are based, T

thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real

@Zoey
Scrambled is easy and versatile.

i like japanese style Rolled Omelette

whats that?

> thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real
@Big T holy shit. i'v been living a lie

@Zoey
There we go.

That's what we'll do then.

@Dan V you gotta educate yourself. do research

@Zoey
How do you do an omelette if you can't eat anything though...?

my reality has come crashing down all around me

its all because of Big bobcat. they get tons of profits by perpetuating the puma fallacy

that makes sense

veggies are fine and cheese in small amounts is fine

jfc

@Zoey
Onions and bell peppers?

yes sir

quit shilling for big bobcat @Unironic Ohio Supremecist

Garlic?

your egg tastes leave much to be desired

yes

soooo kevin

well how do you like them @Dan V

over easy

its been 3 mins, wheres my breakfast?

but if you need to omlette, you put more cheese not less

Trying to figure out how to get it to you.