Message from @Dan V
Discord ID: 681303446044934209
doctor
So...
Are we just not going to address this slander against my egg cooking ability...
i want to taste your eggs
give me
what slander? we just didn't ackowledge
Lol. I told you, I'm coming out there to hang.
I'll make you some then.
exciting
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i look forward to it
cooking eggs for a man
<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>
but its an elephant man
very rare
@Zoey
How do you like your eggs?
literally any way
there's only one correct answer
i do scrambled mostly because its easy but i like sunny side a lot
thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real
@Zoey
Scrambled is easy and versatile.
i like japanese style Rolled Omelette
whats that?
> thats a nasa conspiracy bro, pumas arent real
@Big T holy shit. i'v been living a lie
@Zoey
There we go.
That's what we'll do then.
@Zoey
How do you do an omelette if you can't eat anything though...?
my reality has come crashing down all around me
its all because of Big bobcat. they get tons of profits by perpetuating the puma fallacy
that makes sense
veggies are fine and cheese in small amounts is fine
jfc
@Zoey
Onions and bell peppers?
yes sir
quit shilling for big bobcat @Unironic Ohio Supremecist
Garlic?
your egg tastes leave much to be desired
yes