Message from @Dan V

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Dan V
2020-03-04 02:28:44 UTC  

gay

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:29:36 UTC  

He will never sleep if Im playing Zelda without him

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:29:58 UTC  

‘We’beat a lynel

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:30:23 UTC  

And he cant stop talking about it

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:30:35 UTC  

The lynel on top of zoras domain

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:31:22 UTC  

He cooks the food and skips al the shrines and makes me fight al the hard fights with 4 hearts and 1 stamina upgrade

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:31:28 UTC  

Because fuck the shrines

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:31:55 UTC  

k

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:32:20 UTC  

i mean...i'm a gamer zoomer and i live for games. joker stairs and such

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:32:28 UTC  

Oh I just wanted to say something because I'm happy. My buddy and his wife just had their 3rd baby today.

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:32:38 UTC  

Congratulations!

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:33:02 UTC  

And your family is where?

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:33:05 UTC  

awesome! i hope mom and baby are doing well

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:33:07 UTC  

Thanks man

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:33:25 UTC  

Well idk how well the baby is doing... they decided to name her berea

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:33:37 UTC  

wtf

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:33:41 UTC  

What kind of fucking name

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:33:43 UTC  

baby already off to a bad start

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:33:50 UTC  

That’s very close to stalins spy master beria

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:34:02 UTC  

So now they have Reuben sophie and berea

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:34:27 UTC  

sophie is the most normal name

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:34:31 UTC  

Yup

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:34:38 UTC  

reuben is decent, though. i know a reuben

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:34:39 UTC  

Well they know whats up

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:34:45 UTC  

I call them sandwich sopaipilla and burrito

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:34:48 UTC  

Family is everything

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:35:06 UTC  

family is most definitely everything

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:35:18 UTC  

I guess berea is a city in the bible 🤷‍♂️

Unironic Ohio Supremecist
2020-03-04 02:35:26 UTC  

@Tromb2ch2
>wife
<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:35:44 UTC  

Yeah I'm low key jealous of them

Unironic Ohio Supremecist
2020-03-04 02:35:52 UTC  

@Tromb2ch2
As well as a shithole in the Midwest.

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:36:02 UTC  

Wheres your wife and kids @Tromb2ch2

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:36:06 UTC  

I plan on moving to their city for the kids as well

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:36:26 UTC  

God I wish I had a wife and kids but it's not in the cards just yet

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:36:36 UTC  

you're too young?

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:36:42 UTC  

or haven't met the right lady?

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:36:44 UTC  

Yeah how old are you?

Tromb2ch2
2020-03-04 02:36:49 UTC  

32....

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:36:52 UTC  

oof

Dan V
2020-03-04 02:37:01 UTC  

but you basically have no biological clock

The Bitter Draught
2020-03-04 02:37:03 UTC  

Well men are fertile for quite some tome