Message from @The Bitter Draught

Discord ID: 684588573764222995


2020-03-04 02:22:29 UTC  

I appreciate your help

2020-03-04 02:23:03 UTC  

Of all the men here you are the most helpful

2020-03-04 02:23:30 UTC  

ouch

2020-03-04 02:23:32 UTC  

I dunno... I'm pretty helpful.

2020-03-04 02:23:45 UTC  

i'll take that as a personal slight

2020-03-04 02:23:51 UTC  

that's okay. i'll remember this

2020-03-04 02:25:46 UTC  

My son is still awake. Weve done the glass of water and another hug

2020-03-04 02:26:05 UTC  

Im@about to tel him monsters eat children who dont sleeping

2020-03-04 02:26:17 UTC  

Sleep

2020-03-04 02:26:21 UTC  

>who don't sleeping

2020-03-04 02:26:32 UTC  

High verbal IQ indeed.

2020-03-04 02:26:33 UTC  

Autocorrect

2020-03-04 02:26:37 UTC  

Lol.

2020-03-04 02:26:45 UTC  

Whiskey fingers too

2020-03-04 02:27:10 UTC  

Lol.

2020-03-04 02:28:08 UTC  

The problem is I cant fire up the switch until hes asleep

2020-03-04 02:28:44 UTC  

gay

2020-03-04 02:29:36 UTC  

He will never sleep if Im playing Zelda without him

2020-03-04 02:29:58 UTC  

‘We’beat a lynel

2020-03-04 02:30:23 UTC  

And he cant stop talking about it

2020-03-04 02:30:35 UTC  

The lynel on top of zoras domain

2020-03-04 02:31:22 UTC  

He cooks the food and skips al the shrines and makes me fight al the hard fights with 4 hearts and 1 stamina upgrade

2020-03-04 02:31:28 UTC  

Because fuck the shrines

2020-03-04 02:31:55 UTC  

k

2020-03-04 02:32:20 UTC  

i mean...i'm a gamer zoomer and i live for games. joker stairs and such

2020-03-04 02:32:28 UTC  

Oh I just wanted to say something because I'm happy. My buddy and his wife just had their 3rd baby today.

2020-03-04 02:32:38 UTC  

Congratulations!

2020-03-04 02:33:02 UTC  

And your family is where?

2020-03-04 02:33:05 UTC  

awesome! i hope mom and baby are doing well

2020-03-04 02:33:07 UTC  

Thanks man

2020-03-04 02:33:25 UTC  

Well idk how well the baby is doing... they decided to name her berea

2020-03-04 02:33:37 UTC  

wtf

2020-03-04 02:33:41 UTC  

What kind of fucking name

2020-03-04 02:33:43 UTC  

baby already off to a bad start

2020-03-04 02:33:50 UTC  

That’s very close to stalins spy master beria

2020-03-04 02:34:02 UTC  

So now they have Reuben sophie and berea

2020-03-04 02:34:27 UTC  

sophie is the most normal name

2020-03-04 02:34:31 UTC  

Yup

2020-03-04 02:34:38 UTC  

reuben is decent, though. i know a reuben

2020-03-04 02:34:39 UTC  

Well they know whats up

2020-03-04 02:34:45 UTC  

I call them sandwich sopaipilla and burrito